Hello, you! I'm so happy you decided to visit my blog! For finding it, I give you a cookie...oh, I'm out. Oh well, you can have some, uh...*reaches into pocket*...well, you can have this penny here...and a...ticket to Watchmen? Yeah, maybe you can sneak into it or something.
Anyways, we have so much to do here! First off, I'd like to say that:

If blue were a colour, it would be three.

Hmm? Nonsense? Balderdash? Tomfoolery? "Are you an idiot or something?" Say what you want, but it will have meaning in your life, one of these days...